4am, where to go? where to go? so many new parties!! Oh boy oh boy! Hmmmnnn... now should we go to that place where they're so unbelievably nasty to you at the door? You know, it used to be this OTHER famous place & it's got a sister in another country, and now it's practically the last of it's kind, sadly...
Still, good djs occasionally play there - not that I would go... fuck dude I didn't want to go when I played there myself. It's only because I knew the staff were gonna be assholes and give me shit at the door, make me wait for no reason, when all the fuck I want to do is my job. I've never seen more wack corny motherfuckers who think they are somehow god's gift to nightlife when they're the ones who FUCKED IT UP if you ask me...
Don't even get me started on the resident Djs... so BORING. I watch them in the booth they don't even DO anything except fuck around with the effects processor or take the bass out for a second. BORING!!! I can't believe in that BULLSHIT. They have SOME FUCKING NERVE if you ask me. Just playing track... to track... to track... don't get it twisted, they're all great tracks but HELLO! Mix a fucking record you lazy bastard! I'm fighting over gigs to play fucking IMMA BE and you're not even gonna entertain me in that lofty booth where you get cheered left and right for doing NOTHING? You took the bass out for a few bars on your new mix of 'Hey Hey'. That's all you did the entire hour I was there until I could take it no more. Thank god for earplugs.
The other guy is some 16 year old kid who is popular for no reason I can figure out whatsoever, unless the 'in' thing is to have no talent now, (and not in a Punk way) which I guess is probably the case now that I think about awful MTV.
He sounds like someone who has one cd and buys all tracks that sound exactly the same. At least he has his own sound, SUCKY as it is.
You know, he found that one precious download site that nobody knows about and somehow headlines big spots I just don't get it.
Then come the "SOULFUL HOUSE" corny-ass motherfuckers, who are only corny because they have the nerve to think they're better or smarter somehow & shun other, more electro/white kid guido-type House genres. I call them the House connesuirs because they play wack records - like experts no less- and every track sounds like some brazilian carnival bullshit because they have "REAL" instruments playing on them by "REAL" musicians which apparently makes them "REAL MUSIC". There's always 400 things playing at once it's so obnoxious. That and the overabundance of poorly chosen 'vintage' Garage & Loft tracks that were probably Larry & David's throwaways just come across like loudmouth 20yr olds that think they know everything and DON'T KNOW SHIT. Trust, those of us that DO know are only impressed by how Sin Sin can consistently smell of urine for over five years, and how all the 'experts' there all stopped dancing for the ONE good track the dj played & then continued to do that floating, spinning dance which don't mean shit if you don't have baby powder, and hearing 'Disco Inferno' isn't my idea of a sick classic... unless it was mixed with Relentless, but you guys are obviously TOO COOL to know that track or the Dj that played it, you know the one you shade but bite every set you play? Just because you've been following Lil' Louie Vega for ten years don't mean you know SHIT. You need to be open to everything and you would know that if you knew the meaning of the Story of Jack. Don't forget that the medium of using two turntables and other people's music to tell a story was once considered to be ridiculous too. Just because it has a latin vibe don't mean it's good. 80% of that music is corny to begin with! Don't get pissy you know I'm right, & if you don't believe me you can ask Johnny, Xavier, Miguel, Charlie, Ray, Roy, Robby, Ricky & Jose.
HEY MAN! why are there always 15 FUCKING DJS spinning at EVERY FUCKING PARTY!! What a better way to FUCK UP A VIBE OVER AND OVER AND OVER by changing it changing it changing it!!
YO MAN PEOPLE LIKE A LOT OF DJs IT MAKES IT INTERESTING!!
Don't you think it would be more special and personal to have ONE AMAZING DJ every week that will build your crowd up to a loyal following that PAYS every week to support the party?
YO I GOT THIS HOT MODEL/DJ chick with amazing TITS BRO!
TO BE CONTINUED...
Still, good djs occasionally play there - not that I would go... fuck dude I didn't want to go when I played there myself. It's only because I knew the staff were gonna be assholes and give me shit at the door, make me wait for no reason, when all the fuck I want to do is my job. I've never seen more wack corny motherfuckers who think they are somehow god's gift to nightlife when they're the ones who FUCKED IT UP if you ask me...
Don't even get me started on the resident Djs... so BORING. I watch them in the booth they don't even DO anything except fuck around with the effects processor or take the bass out for a second. BORING!!! I can't believe in that BULLSHIT. They have SOME FUCKING NERVE if you ask me. Just playing track... to track... to track... don't get it twisted, they're all great tracks but HELLO! Mix a fucking record you lazy bastard! I'm fighting over gigs to play fucking IMMA BE and you're not even gonna entertain me in that lofty booth where you get cheered left and right for doing NOTHING? You took the bass out for a few bars on your new mix of 'Hey Hey'. That's all you did the entire hour I was there until I could take it no more. Thank god for earplugs.
The other guy is some 16 year old kid who is popular for no reason I can figure out whatsoever, unless the 'in' thing is to have no talent now, (and not in a Punk way) which I guess is probably the case now that I think about awful MTV.
He sounds like someone who has one cd and buys all tracks that sound exactly the same. At least he has his own sound, SUCKY as it is.
You know, he found that one precious download site that nobody knows about and somehow headlines big spots I just don't get it.
Then come the "SOULFUL HOUSE" corny-ass motherfuckers, who are only corny because they have the nerve to think they're better or smarter somehow & shun other, more electro/white kid guido-type House genres. I call them the House connesuirs because they play wack records - like experts no less- and every track sounds like some brazilian carnival bullshit because they have "REAL" instruments playing on them by "REAL" musicians which apparently makes them "REAL MUSIC". There's always 400 things playing at once it's so obnoxious. That and the overabundance of poorly chosen 'vintage' Garage & Loft tracks that were probably Larry & David's throwaways just come across like loudmouth 20yr olds that think they know everything and DON'T KNOW SHIT. Trust, those of us that DO know are only impressed by how Sin Sin can consistently smell of urine for over five years, and how all the 'experts' there all stopped dancing for the ONE good track the dj played & then continued to do that floating, spinning dance which don't mean shit if you don't have baby powder, and hearing 'Disco Inferno' isn't my idea of a sick classic... unless it was mixed with Relentless, but you guys are obviously TOO COOL to know that track or the Dj that played it, you know the one you shade but bite every set you play? Just because you've been following Lil' Louie Vega for ten years don't mean you know SHIT. You need to be open to everything and you would know that if you knew the meaning of the Story of Jack. Don't forget that the medium of using two turntables and other people's music to tell a story was once considered to be ridiculous too. Just because it has a latin vibe don't mean it's good. 80% of that music is corny to begin with! Don't get pissy you know I'm right, & if you don't believe me you can ask Johnny, Xavier, Miguel, Charlie, Ray, Roy, Robby, Ricky & Jose.
HEY MAN! why are there always 15 FUCKING DJS spinning at EVERY FUCKING PARTY!! What a better way to FUCK UP A VIBE OVER AND OVER AND OVER by changing it changing it changing it!!
YO MAN PEOPLE LIKE A LOT OF DJs IT MAKES IT INTERESTING!!
Don't you think it would be more special and personal to have ONE AMAZING DJ every week that will build your crowd up to a loyal following that PAYS every week to support the party?
YO I GOT THIS HOT MODEL/DJ chick with amazing TITS BRO!
TO BE CONTINUED...
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